My Crazy Ex Husband

My Crazy Ex-Husband – Goat Milk & Tallow Soap

Some things are hard to quit for absolutely no reason.

This scent is not one of them.

Made with 100% raw goat milk from our own herd, never diluted or powdered, and grass fed tallow, this bar creates a thick creamy lather that leaves your skin feeling soft, balanced, and moisturized instead of dry or stripped.

A little toxic… but in a good way this time.

Scent: Narcissist (Phthalate Free Fragrance)
Smells like: a really good perfume with sweet florals soft musk and the kind of scent people ask about
Size: Approx. 4.5–5 oz bar

Unforgettable, dramatic, and honestly hard to quit.

Juicy fruit and soft florals pull you in while warm musk and subtle woods keep everything smooth, bold, and addictive.

This is the kind of scent that lingers just enough to make somebody say, “Wait… what are you wearing?”

Why your skin will love it:

• Cleans without leaving your skin dry or tight
• Thick, creamy lather that feels rich and nourishing
• Made with 100% raw goat milk, never diluted or powdered
• Deeply conditioning from grass fed tallow
• Sweet floral and musky scent that lingers softly
• Leaves skin feeling soft, smooth, and comfortable
• Long lasting bar

Ingredients
Raw goat milk, grass fed beef tallow, coconut oil, palm oil, avocado oil, sunflower oil, shea butter, mango butter, castor oil, phthalate free fragrance, sodium hydroxide (used in saponification), mica

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