My Crazy Ex-Husband – Goat Milk & Tallow Soap

All the drama. None of the emotional baggage.

My Crazy Ex-Husband is sweet, bold, and dangerously easy to love. Juicy fruit and soft florals pull you in first, while warm musk and subtle woods give it a smooth, perfume-like finish that's just mysterious enough to keep you coming back for another smell.

A little toxic? Maybe. But at least this one leaves you smelling amazing.

But the scent is only half the story.

We make our soap differently. Instead of using water as the liquid in our recipe, we use 100% raw goat milk from our own goats—never powdered goat milk mixed with water. We pair it with grass-fed beef tallow and a carefully selected blend of oils and butters to create the thick, creamy lather our bars are known for.

The result is a handcrafted bar that cleanses beautifully while leaving your skin feeling soft and comfortable instead of stripped or tight. So you don't have to choose between a soap that smells incredible and one that feels great on your skin—you get both.

Scent: Narcissist
Smells like: Juicy fruit, soft florals, warm musk & smooth woods
Size: Approx. 4–4.5 oz

Why You'll Love It

100% Raw Goat Milk
Made with raw goat milk from our own herd—never powdered and with no added water.

Grass-Fed Beef Tallow
Helps create the rich, creamy lather that makes these bars feel so good on your skin.

Sweet, Warm & Mysterious
Juicy fruit and soft florals blend with warm musk and smooth woods for a bold, perfume-like scent that's dangerously easy to love.

A Better Kind of Clean
Cleanses without leaving your skin feeling stripped or tight, so your skin feels soft and comfortable after washing.

Handmade in Small Batches
Every bar is handcrafted in small batches with carefully selected ingredients.

Ingredients

Raw goat milk, grass-fed beef tallow, coconut oil, palm oil, avocado oil, sunflower oil, shea butter, castor oil, phthalate-free fragrance, sodium hydroxide (used in saponification), mica

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