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Smells Like 2005 - Cucumber Melon

Smells Like 2005 - Cucumber Melon

Classic Favorite ⭐

Regular price $9.00 USD
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You shouldn’t feel like you need lotion the second you get out of the shower.

Most “goat milk soaps” are mostly water and detergents. This one isn’t.

  • 100% raw goat milk — no water added
  • Grass-fed tallow for creamy lather + soft skin
  • No harsh detergents or weird fillers
  • Leaves skin soft, clean, and comfortable

Orders placed May 29–June 7 ship June 8 due to a family vacation ❤️

✓ Small batch goat milk soap made with real ingredients

✓ Ships within 1–2 business days

✓ Free U.S. shipping on orders $35+

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Smells Like 2005 – Cucumber Melon – Goat Milk & Tallow Soap

Some scents instantly take you back.

This one absolutely does.

Made with 100% raw goat milk from our own herd, never diluted or powdered, and grass fed tallow, this bar creates a thick creamy lather that leaves your skin feeling soft and comfortable instead of dry or stripped.

Clean, fresh, nostalgic, and ridiculously fun.

Scent: Fresh Cucumber & Sweet Melon (Phthalate Free Fragrance)
Smells like: a cool fresh shower on a hot day with crisp cucumber and a light sweet melon finish
Size: Approx. 4.5–5 oz bar

Crisp, juicy, and instantly recognizable.

Cool cucumber and sweet melon blend together to create that fresh fruity scent that immediately takes you back to body sprays, middle school mornings, and absolutely everything smelling like cucumber melon in the early 2000s.

Light, bright, and honestly still so good.

Why your skin will love it:

• Cleans without leaving your skin dry or tight
• Thick, creamy lather that feels rich and nourishing
• Made with 100% raw goat milk, never diluted or powdered
• Deeply conditioning from grass fed tallow
• Light fresh scent that is not overpowering
• Leaves skin feeling soft, smooth, and comfortable
• Long lasting bar

Ingredients
Raw goat milk, grass fed beef tallow, coconut oil, palm oil, avocado oil, sunflower oil, shea butter, castor oil, phthalate free fragrance, sodium hydroxide (used in saponification), mica

Free U.S. shipping on orders $35+ 👀

👉 Not sure which scent to choose? Start with the G.O.A.T. Starter Pack — 4 customer favorites + free U.S. shipping for $35 👀

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