{"product_id":"made-the-naughty-list-santa-s-coal-mini-goat-milk-soaps","title":"Made the Naughty List – Santa’s Coal Mini Goat Milk Soaps","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eMade the Naughty List – Santa’s Coal Mini Goat Milk Soaps\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor everyone who made the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSanta’s Coal is a bag of mini goat milk soaps made to look like little lumps of coal, except these smell a whole lot better than the real thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScented with \u003cstrong\u003eBlazing Bonfire\u003c\/strong\u003e, this warm, smoky fragrance smells like an autumn night around the fire. Earthy cedar and pine mingle with charred wood and smoke, while brown sugar, vanilla, and roasted marshmallow add just enough sweetness. Cozy, smoky, and perfect for the person who definitely did \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e make the nice list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the fun packaging isn’t the only thing that makes these little coals special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach mini soap is handcrafted with \u003cstrong\u003e100% raw goat milk from our own goats\u003c\/strong\u003e, never powdered and never diluted with water, and \u003cstrong\u003egrass-fed beef tallow\u003c\/strong\u003e for the rich, thick, creamy lather The Sour Goat is known for. They may look like lumps of coal, but they’re real, usable soap made with the same ingredients as our full-size bars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFun, usable \u003cstrong\u003emini goat milk soaps disguised as lumps of coal\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for \u003cstrong\u003estocking stuffers, Secret Santa, white elephant gifts, your favorite troublemaker, the coworker who gets on your last nerve, or anyone who definitely made the naughty list\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with \u003cstrong\u003e100% raw goat milk from our own goats\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with \u003cstrong\u003egrass-fed beef tallow\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRich, thick, creamy lather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandcrafted in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged in a reusable Santa-style drawstring bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blazing Bonfire\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmells Like:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smoky cedar, pine, and charred wood with warm brown sugar, vanilla, and roasted marshmallow\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 4–5 oz total of mini soaps per bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeef Tallow, Raw Goat Milk, Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Activated Charcoal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReal ingredients. 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